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Seeking one or more Wealthy Patrons willing and capable of enabling me to stay home to work on projects such as:
  • Helping the unavoidably homeless.
  • Writing lyrics for nationally and internationally known bands (the musical type)
  • Writing short stories and poems for young children intended to encourage reading over playing video games.
  • Learning the brain-straining procedure of writing a straight-on screenplay. Sure, I could always write a book, but who *hasn't* done that, and it wouldn't be half as rewarding to see Mr. Depp play in one of my movies than to receive a box of self-published books in the mail. I have no less than 7 ideas for historically world-changing movies or television productions and they give me headaches daily.
The right person will understand the importance of all these endeavors rather than having to get up and go to work in the mornings to a place where your presence and services are no longer appreciated nor required as they once were.

I am accepting applications for this "Wealthy Patron" or "Benefactor" position now and well into the foreeable future.

Please send a short essay explaining your interest in my endeavors and your interest in supporting the arts and preventing Earth's children from turning into chairbound blobs of flesh attached to electronic devices in one way or another.

As an option, scanned copies of current bank statements to confirm your ability to meet the requirements of this position will be accepted. Terms and conditions will be extremely liberal and negotiable for the eligible applicant(s).


Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you soon! JM(M)

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